an ode to daytime television

today's schedule:

• regis and kelly, 9-10 (regis' daughter is co-hosting while kelly is on vacay, it seems. she's pretty adorable. plus, there was an awk exchange involving a news report about old people having sex and joanna philbin announces that old people sex is gross and she doesn't want to imagine her parents "getting it on." amen, sister.)

• the tyra show, 10-11 (etiquette tips? tyra's def the go-to girl for THAT. emily post's granddaughter, lizzie post, was on. she probably loved tyra's constant interruptions.)

• maury, 11-12 (paternity testing, as per usual. you can always count on maury for a satisfyingly predictable level of trash.)

• steve wilkos show, 12-1 (in which he yells at a woman who allowed the man who molested her daughter to move back in with them. i've totes seen this one before. does that make me pathetic?)

so yeah, about those internship applications...